Nautical Nonsense

This is a Little Elementary episode by WatermelonSunshine.

Plot

Sick and tired of Cake calling her Spongebob solely because she lives in a pineapple house, Piña Tropi-Callie rebels...by virtually morphing into Little Elementary's very own Spongebob, dressing and acting like him! Meanwhile, the kindergarteners say "Snee" too much and get it banned from the school.

Script

• (Episode opens at McBarf, where Cake and Piña are hanging out with the other 5th graders.)
• Piña: Hey Cake! Wanna come to my house after school?
• Cake: Sure, I've never been there!
• Piña: Alright! I can cook dinner. Tonight it's Hawaiian pizza!
• Cake: Yum!
• (Cut to Piña's street. Cake notices her house)
• Cake: Oh my loopsy! Is that Spongebob's house...in real life?!
• Piña: Uh...that's my house.
• Cake: Really? I guess you must be Spongebob!
• Piña: (offended) HEY! My pineapple isn't even under the sea!
• Cake: But still, Spongebob!
• Piña: Ugh. I'm going home alone today. I'll invite you over some other time.
• (Cut to Breeze's classroom, where there is an awkward silence. Crickets are heard chirping.)
• Wishes: snee
• Breeze, Mallow, Streamers and Giggly: Huh?
• Wishes: I said, snee!
• Mallow: Snee? Like in Peter Pan?
• Streamers: No, that's Smee. Wishes clearly said "snee".
• Breeze: BUT WHAT DOES SNEE MEAN?!
• Wishes: I don't know. It's just a funny word to say.
• Gizmo: Oh, and it's also a Yo-Kai!
• Giggly: Gizmo, if you don't want a bomb thrown in your face again, stop talking about Yo-Kai Watch. Everyone hates it here except for those dumb 5th-grader Titans. Oh, and Bundles. And did I mention you?
• Wishes: SNEE!
• Breeze: Sneeeeeeeeee!
• Streamers: Snee! Come on, Giggly! Gimme a "Snee!"
• Giggly: (sigh) snee
• (Cut to the 5th-grade classroom)
• Cake: HEY SPONGEBOB! Gimme a Krabby Patty!
• Starfire: What is the dunk and crumble of the cake doing to the Piña?
• Star Butterfly: I don't know, but it seems bad.
• Piña: Stop it, Cake!
• (Water, Velvet and Sweetie laugh)
• Cake: (mimicking Mr. Krabs) Spongebob, me boy! If ye don't give the customer their Krabby Patty, I don't get me money!
• Piña: Shut up!
• (Everyone gasps)
• Cake: Don't "shut up" me, Spongebob!
• Piña: HEY!
• Cake: ARE YOU READY, CLASS?
• Everyone except Piña, Starfire and Star Butterfly: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
• Cake: I CAN'T HEEEEEEEAR YOU!
• Everyone except Piña, Starfire and Star Butterfly: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
• Cake: Ohhhhhh....(sings Piña Tropi-Callie (song)) Now, play your nose like a flute, Spongebob! Ha ha ha!
• Pina: (face gets red, and she gets so angry she screams) SPONGEBOB?! TOMORROW AT SCHOOL, I'LL SHOW YOU SPONGEBOB!!!
• (Cut to McBarf, where it's the Kindergarteners' lunchtime)
• Maddie: Would you like fries with that?
• Wishes: SNEE!
• Maddie: I'll take that as a yes.
• (Wishes sits down at her table. She and Breeze just say "Snee" a lot.)
• Bundles: Snee!
• Breeze: You're getting it, Bundles!
• Tiny: SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEE SNEEEEE!!!
• Mimi: Snee! (Laughs) This is fun!
• Wishes: I could say snee all day long!
• (More coming...Soonish)

Trivia

• Hawaiian pizza has pineapple on it.
• Snee really is a Yo-Kai. See http://yokaiwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Snee
• WatermelonSunshine likes Yo-Kai Watch.